If so, who answers???

OK, if there's one thing i've learned this weekend it's this: don't read email. It can only hurt you. In fact, using a computer for anything other than ball scores and porn should be prohibited. So with that said, before I looked to the Jack to give me any indication of what the week will hold. So as I set my alarm, I turned it on. Here's what I got:

Tube Snake Boogie: ZZ Top

I was sure I was going to die in my sleep with that. So, I decided to give it a second try:

We're Not Gonna Take It: Twisted Sister

I was inspired. I was excited to see the next week. Then I fell asleep and forgot all about it until my alarm went off in the AM. Another kick in the nuts:

Who Says You Can't Go Home: Bon Jovi

Shit. Are you kidding me? My last chance was the drive in.

Alive: Pearl Jam

Good tune, was feeling better. Then thought about the movie "Alive", plane crashes...cannibalism. I'm fucked this week.

Note: My two faithful readers like reading to see how I would kill myself today. Unfortunately, I think a blood clot is forming in my brain. So it's "natural causes" today.